Follow the stuffed (and totally lethal) "Dalek Cullen" on his quest to EXTERMIKNIT the Pacific Northwest.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
Humans invented games to kill each other?
Dalek Cullen approves.
How many times must Dalek Cullen explain to stake-happy humans that he might sparkle, but he is not this “vampire”.
Ridiculous.
NO! NO AMOUNT OF FILTHY HUMAN SEDUCTION TECHNIQUE IS GOING TO SAVE YOU FROM EXTERMIKNITTION, FLYNN-HUMAN.
Dalek Cullen kindly requests that you cease.
THE FIFTIETH POST!
DALEK CULLEN ROLLS AROUND IN ALL YOUR SWAG. ALL YOUR COMIC SWAG IS BELONG TO M—THE DALEKS!
Perhaps free, useless trinkets make kiss-happy roller skaters worth it?
Why must humans do stupid things for useless material? Dalek Cullen does not want.
No. Dalek Cullen wants it all.
HUMAN VAMPIRE SLAYER, DALEK CULLEN IS NOT WHO YOU THINK HE IS. HOW DARE YOU CONFUSE ME WITH THAT…”ROBERT PATTINSON?” DALEK CULLEN IS NOT VAMPIRE. VAMPIRES COME FROM HUMANS.
EW.
Dalek Cullen feels dirty.
- # brb weeping for our childhoods
- # dear humankind stop being stupid
- # dalek cullen feels violated
- # forks? is the next one named spoons?
- # hello seattle i am a...
- # i was in the woods...THEY'RE NOT BEARS!
- # i am a perfectly normal human worm baby
- # emerald city comic con
- # not quite nerd mecca
- # perhaps i am a sparkletard
- # stop making obscene gestures at me ;_;
- # take a long walk off a short pier
- # we need a victory theme song
- # you're my brand of heroin?
- # how funky is your chicken?
- # pike's not a name it's a fish.
- # y-yeah retro.
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X-MEN? No. More like X-TERMINKNITTED! Mutants, healthy worm babies, it makes no difference. All humans are same. All humans will fall to superior Dalek firepower.
- # snikt!
- # wit' style petite wit' style.
- # scott summers has an condition...which strikes fear (and death) into the hearts of optomitrists everywhere
- # pose with giant swords shit just got real!
- # emerald city comic con
- # humans are ridiculous
- # he's more machine now than man
- # holy shit it's a dalek get in the car!
- # it's a trap!
- # i am a perfectly normal human worm baby
- # not quite nerd mecca
- # stop making obscene gestures at me ;_;
- # we need a victory theme song
- # you can't catch me~
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WHY MUST YOU DO THIS? FILTHY HUMANS. FEAR DALEK CULLEN. FEAR ALL DALEK. NO MORE KISSING. YOU WILL BE THE FIRST TO FALL, ROLLER GIRLS, YOUR RANGE OF MOBILITY WILL NOT SAVE YOU.
EXTERMIKNIT!
- # what is this i don't even
- # dalek cullen feels violated
- # extermiknit life
- # it's a trap!
- # emerald city comic con
- # not quite nerd mecca
- # stop making obscene gestures at me ;_;
- # take a long walk off a short pier
- # you and me could write a bad romance...as in terrible
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Busy inside convention building. Makes outside humans seem mundane. All will be extermiknitted. Some deserve it more.
THE MOCKERY IS STARING AT DALEK CULLEN AS IF HE IS FAILURE. EXTERMIKNIT THIS…ROBERT PATTINSON.
